X-Rated Santa

Last night, Owen wanted "a furry red suit to dress up as Santa." I told him we didn't have one, but he thought we should look anyway. I assured him that we did not own a "furry red suit" and no amount of looking would help. I suggested he think of something we did have. After his bath, he hopped out of the tub and ran to the living room where he found a couple of stockings that are his new "Santa outfit" - a very chilly one, but he is supremely pleased with it. This evening, he wanted to wear it to the grocery store. He, of course, had to wear real pants and a shirt along with the stocking portions of the outfit, but he got not one but two compliments on his hat!